Saturday, June 9, 2012

So Who The Fook Got Fecked?

WARNING: What I write here is not meant for prudes and hypocrites who find the the word "Fuck" offensive.


The word ‘Fuck’ is in fact not a bad word. ‘Fuck’ originates from back in the day when Kings were in charge and had the power to do whatever they want. In order for couples to have a baby, they had to ask for permission from their King, if the King thought that it would be acceptable he would allow them to have sex only if they put a sign on their door that says FUCK. The letters stand for "Fornication Under Consent of the King".

So the next time you’re having sex, put a sign outside your door saying FUCK, this way if a king suddenly appears, you will be safer by being more legal than the people who are making love or just having sex, meaning you’ve saved yourself from decapitation.

How has ‘fuck’ became such a bad word over the years?
Why is the word used in other things that don’t even involve sex?
Next time you want to insult someone or something like that... say: "Excuse me; Get fornicated under consent of the king!"

Here's a short video explaining how the word Fuck can be used these days:



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Now on a more serious note:
As a parent and a grandparent, I worry for 17-year-old Reuben Wang of SAJC (St Andrew's Junior College. The more than half a page of "Top of The News" of Page A2 of Straits Times 8 June 2012 is not doing any good to the emotional and mental health of Rueben Wang. Having written this
and wrote again, unrepentantly of asking Teo Chee Hian to "get Fornicated Under Consent of the King!', I am amazed that he now allows Teo Chee Hean to brag, "I'm glad he (Reuben) has taken the time to reflect, and recognises that what he said and, as well as the way he said it, were wrong." 

If Reuben apologised on his own volition, it is all well and good. However, if it was stage-managed with fear or favour or threat to put a DPM in a good light, I fear for this young man's mental wellbeing.

We have seen the virtue of steadfastness of Chia Thye Poh, Dr Lim Hock Siew, Said Zahari and many others in our recent history. I hope this young man was not broken by fear of losing his place in the JC or other subtle threats. It is sinful to manipulate this young man in such a way that he ends up dazed and confused, losing respect for himself and hating himself for not standing up to what he truly feels.

I'm no psychologist or behaviour expert, but I know what it feels like to be thumbed down by bullies. You can hardly breathe and you just feel like you're zero and you tell yourself, "Fuck! If I can't fight back, death may be a better option!"

If Rueben is reading this, this geezer's advice is: "You did what you did. You are where you are now. You can choose to be bitter or choose to be better. Better is the Only Option!"

feedmetothefish

ps: For readers who wish to see the final journey of Dr Lim Hock Siew (Rest In Peace), I have recorded a brief video here [Link]



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