Kachau upstairs neighbour for what?

The following article is dedicated to the Speak Good English Complain Campaign where the "activists" are out to stick it to you, sticking paper on English signs that they think are not up to the Ang Moh English standard. [Link]

I got read the stylo-milo interview on MM Lee [here got write one] and I think my upstairs neighbours (the Malaysians) sure 'bway song' one.

Leaf got fall or no fall . . . When you live, you live lor. When you die, you die lor. You want to talk to your sick wife every night, talk lor. But why, huh, must say Malaysia "never accepted a multiracial base for their society and has become polarized." Say the Malays, Chinese and Indians in Malaysia not really getting along for what? Hello, 1965 is already history leow. Can get over it or not? People say you still sore because your dream to be Malaysia's PM and/or Yang Di-Pertuan Agong Malaysia never come true. What they say, true or not, I also don't know.

Don't forget last time you knuckle-dustered Tang Liang Hong in the cul-de-sac court and you insulted Johor as "notorious for shootings, muggings and carjackings", you kena say sorry. [here NYTimes also got write]. Some say you never learn, issit? Now you kena humtum by Umno Youth chief Khairy Jamaluddin and Dr Mahathir [here got write]

PM Najib is visiting your son this Sunday [here got write] to smoke peace pipe on Kereta Tanah Melayu and other donkey problems. I think not nice to talk like that and throw spanner at your own son's work? If father treat son like that, how can people respect the son? We hope PM Najib got heart big enough to ignore your insult and still visit your son this Sunday to do good work.

Now I also don't know if Singapore kena "turfed out" of Malaysia by Tunku or was it Goh Keng Swee who "decided on his own that we should have a clean break" from Malaysia [here video at 4:17 got say what]. So which is which, huh? How come at funeral say one thing, then NY Times interview, say another? Now Singapore got kicked out or walked out of Malaysia, nobody knows. I also confused like Confucius.

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