Letter to Prime Minister

If there is a letter I'd write to the PM, this is it!

I do not know if this is old news. However, a 60-year-old lady forwarded this email to me yesterday. I can't resist putting it in this blog.

Here goes:

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"Dear Prime Minister,

We citizens of Singapore urge you to PLEASE MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.

We DO NOT NEED your help. Every time, you mention HELP, we have to run for cover!!!

Help the poor? Raise GST!

Help traffic flow? Up ERP!

Help passenger service? Up Bus fare/MRT fare!

Help us get taxi? Raise taxi fare!

Help us get good government? Raise Minister and Civil servants' salary!

Everytime YOU WANT TO HELP, we all PAY FOR IT!!!

THANK YOU THANK YOU...TOLONG LAH, please, we will HELP OURSELVES, no
need your help liao.

We DARE NOT ask for help any more!!!

Sir, most honoured sir, I urge you NOT TO HELP Singapore INVEST also!

Everytime your wife invest, we all lose money! Kao liao, kum siah!

Just let us have a dose of bad governance, like recently the Mat Selamat case, like dat....so far, it is ok, your incompetence, we ACCEPT!

PLEASE DO NOT help us have better security! Wait we all kena PAY FOR
IT!!

I believe ALL SINGAPOREANS PREFER NOT TO HAVE CRUTCH MENTALITY!

I think it is ok lah, please just take your salary and enjoy life ok?

Thank you thank you,

I am very chin chai one, any how any how, no need to help oso can one."

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My sincere thanks to the originator of this lovely letter and I hope the PM takes heed and pay attention to the fact that we are really fed, up with progress and ASSISTANCE from the government!

If I may add,

Just take care of yourself,
do whatever turns you on,
suka suka legislate and
just do it!

Pleeze don't bother explaining as
the wayangs really turn us off!

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