Monday, October 13, 2008

Ripley's Believe it or not?

Imagine a million dollar Minister in the PM's Office and a Union Chief to boot saying:

"Every month, when I receive my CPF statement, I feel so rich and the best part is, I know the CPF money won’t run away. CPF will still be around for a long, long time to come… Not only is it earning good interest, my capital is protected.".

As an average trying-my-best-to-survive Singaporean, when your read the above, you know you are holding the shit end of the stick!

My blood sweat and tears CPF ran away from me when I was 55. They shifted the goalposts. Now I have to kick up a ruckus to use my CPF Medisave for my medication and doctors visit. My blood boils everytime they charge me an admin fee to use my hard earned CPF Medisave. WTF! My kids won't smell their CPF till they are 85 ... a long long time to come. Yes, my capital is protected to protect the USB, Merrill Lych and other foreign banks!

God Bless Peasant Singaporeans!

Elite Singaporeans, especially those connected to PAP through membership, relationship, balls-carrying-ship don't need blessings as they are rich, powerful and much closer to "God" and/or "Baby God".

In fact, they get CPF statement every month!

Can you believe it?

feedmetothefish

22 Comments:

At October 13, 2008 at 12:05 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it true that he received a CPF statement every month? How come everyone else got one only once a year? Sorry, cannot ask lah! National security reasons.

Honestly, this man speaks nonsense whenever he opens his mouth. I wonder whether he actually believes in what he says himself.

 
At October 13, 2008 at 2:54 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

".... I know the CPF money won’t run away. CPF will still be around for a long, long time to come… ."

He is telling Singaporean :

Peasants, your CPF money will still be around for a long, long time if PAP will also be around for a long, long time.... So you better don't let what happened to Leman Brother happen to PAP...You better make sure we will be around long, long time if you want to see your money in your life time...

 
At October 13, 2008 at 3:34 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think he means 'wait long, long' lah!. Which also means you have to live long, long lah before you get to see your CPF money.

 
At October 14, 2008 at 10:12 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just login to CPF account and you see your current cpf statement on display.

The problem is you can see but cannot touch. Like my mum used to say, you see BLACK BLACK. Touch FLAT FLAT.

Govt use your money to invest, gain BIG BIG. You get so LITTLE LITTLE.

 
At October 14, 2008 at 10:45 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think he's bulshitting, if he really contributes, the max is $900 per mth. I don't think he really cares this tiny amt, his F#%king pay already more than hundred k per mth. He just wants to rub salts into the wounds of those investors (Uncle/Auntie) who were conned by the investment banks. He is F#%king idiot talking rubbish.

 
At October 14, 2008 at 11:46 AM , Anonymous tewniaseng said...

This bastard does not fit to be union chief.He betrays the workers and be the running dog of Pap.He is a selfish akuah who cares for his pocket only.Singaporeans should kick him out of parliament.He is the same as Lim boon heng.Shake legs in PM office! tewniaseng!!! make ppl angry!!!

 
At October 14, 2008 at 11:55 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lim Shit Suay talk cock king. Cry like baby when FT import lose badminton match. Wonder what will happen if something worse happens. Run back to his Malaysian hometown?

 
At October 14, 2008 at 12:33 PM , Anonymous CPF not enough said...

Ah Lim alias Ah Sway goofed and he always does, talking with foot in his mouth.
Since when we have CPF monthly statement ? It shows this nitwit is lying and he has not been checking his CPF. No need to, when he is paid 2 mil per annum. The CPF is loose change for him.

Remember the biggest nitwit who pretended that he eats out like majority of Singaporeans, but unfortunately for him he goofed when he mentioned mee siam mai hum.

So I actually believe we have 2 nitwits in The PM Office.

The greatest crime is the idiot who puts them there.

 
At October 14, 2008 at 2:12 PM , Anonymous feedmetothefish said...

So sad.

The effort they put in to validate and advertise the vampire-blood-sucking-machinery of CPF to milk the hard earned money of Singaporeans has gone too far.

They even come out with lucky draws to entice self-employed to contribute to Medisave. They even went orgasmic asking workers to contribute CPF to their non-working spouse. Without highlighting that contributors cannot encash it for many many years to come, they are no better than those financial advisors and relationship managers who sold the mini bonds and high notes from Lehman Brothers!

Question: Just how dry do they want to suck us for their million dollar salaries, reserves and SWF?

If they want to "chui kong, lumpar song" to appear to be working and justify their PAP (Position And Pay), it's fine with me. But pleeeze, don't make Singaporeans "buay song" by talking down to them like they are morons!

83-year-old Hokien greatgrandma says, "Boh leong sim" (heartless) and my English speaking neighbour says, "What type of a f^^king callous bastard minister is that?"

Such fitting compliments!

For the benefit of Non-Hokien:
Chui = mouth
Kong = speaks
Lumpar = testicles or balls
Song = feel good or orgasmic
Buay song = feel like being raped

feedmetothefish

 
At October 15, 2008 at 11:45 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Auhtoritarian rule and suppressing political competition produce fools, incompetents, and hanger-ons like this clown.

 
At October 15, 2008 at 10:52 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is a great disappointment to note that a Labour Movement Leader is not aware of the sentiments of his worker flocks.

Did he ever relate to the workers or he just talk only to his adjutants to know the workers?

patriot

 
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