Kee Chiu For Wife and Kids!

The following is written for those who can read Hokkien in English. It is tongue-in-cheek and I hope the translation lives up to the standard. If not, "I don't know what to say" stomp . . . stomp . . . stomp . . . [Link]

“Singaporeans should not wait till ‘all the stars are aligned’, such as owning an HDB flat or a car, before they get married. This is because it is impossible to have the perfect conditions for getting married or having a child.” [Link]

But is it possible to have the perfect condition to be an MP through the back door and have instant promotion to the position of an Acting Minister?

Is this the way to highlight one's bragging rights as a new acting minister? For one who claimed to be from a humble background, such insensitivity leaves much to be desired.

It impels me to kee chiu and ask,

"Sir, lu kong simi lancheow?

Bo lui, how to chua bor?

Bo chu, how to siopu?

Bo siopu, how to see kiah?

Kong mien lui.

Chui kong, lu lumpar song, sibo?"

Hokkien Peng (soldier) Translation to English:

"Sir, what cock you talking?

No money how to marry wife?

No house, how to have sex?

No sex, how to have child?

Talk is cheap.

Mouth talk, your balls feel good, izzit?"

Maybe time has changed. Can we have cheap tents put up at Changi Beach and Sembawang Park and allow married campers to live and procreate at such romantic "all the stars are aligned" surroundings [Link] instead of boring yet expensive HDB flats?

So, kee chiu! Go forth and multiply . . . [Link]

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