Kee Chiu For Wife and Kids!
The following is written for those who can read Hokkien in English. It is tongue-in-cheek and I hope the translation lives up to the standard. If not, "I don't know what to say" stomp . . . stomp . . . stomp . . . [Link]
“Singaporeans should not wait till ‘all the stars are aligned’, such as owning an HDB flat or a car, before they get married. This is because it is impossible to have the perfect conditions for getting married or having a child.” [Link]
But is it possible to have the perfect condition to be an MP through the back door and have instant promotion to the position of an Acting Minister?
Is this the way to highlight one's bragging rights as a new acting minister? For one who claimed to be from a humble background, such insensitivity leaves much to be desired.
It impels me to kee chiu and ask,
"Sir, lu kong simi lancheow?
Bo lui, how to chua bor?
Bo chu, how to siopu?
Bo siopu, how to see kiah?
Kong mien lui.
Chui kong, lu lumpar song, sibo?"
Hokkien Peng (soldier) Translation to English:
"Sir, what cock you talking?
No money how to marry wife?
No house, how to have sex?
No sex, how to have child?
Talk is cheap.
Mouth talk, your balls feel good, izzit?"
Maybe time has changed. Can we have cheap tents put up at Changi Beach and Sembawang Park and allow married campers to live and procreate at such romantic "all the stars are aligned" surroundings [Link] instead of boring yet expensive HDB flats?
So, kee chiu! Go forth and multiply . . . [Link]
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posted by FeedMeToTheFish @ 12:50 AM
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Haha...
that's why me always say no military man can make good political leader. Strip their ranks and they will be lost and be dazed instantly.
patriot
Plain sailing big generals now with big big salary as Mini-$tar can talk big lah. Just hot airs ...... Bo liao one, of course ....
/// Can we have cheap tents put up at Changi Beach and Sembawang Park and allow married campers to live and procreate at such romantic "all the stars are aligned" surroundings [Link] instead of boring yet expensive HDB flats? ///
Yes, you can, but then the MCYS guys will come and kachau you while you are bonking away. Wait, isn't the Kee Chiu guy in charge of MCYS now.
Can someone confirms that we indeed have the most numbers of paper generals created through thin air on this
tiny rock. Mr Fish, what to do? Some are just plain lucky to be in the company of the so called elites or born in the right place. Just our luck, isn't it?
>>Some are just plain lucky to be in the company of the so called elites or born in the right place. Just our luck, isn't it?
No, not your luck. You just do not have the merit in the Singapore scheme of meLeetocracy.
Saycheese
That's why they give PRs to those working as masseuse, ktv girls, food court helpers; etc. So our S'porean men can marry them wat. They have less expectations.
But I think the ktv girls earn more than some of our men here.
Unmarried
Typical of PAP clowns.
Always use "Perfect" example to talk down lesser mortal. Did Singaporeans really expect perfection ?
If so, what the fuck those less than perfect bastards in PAP still running the Singapore truman show if Singaporeans want perfect entity ?
/// No, not your luck. You just do not have the merit in the Singapore scheme of meLeetocracy. ///
Or marriedtocracy.
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